Cool
Thank you
My admiration
He is fine
He walks and runs as usual
He eats and sleeps as usual He talks and laughs as usual
He jogs every morning before he comes back to work
That's scary
Back then when I was out of love
I was just as devastated
I smoked, I drank and I had a lot of women
I was like crazy
Now that's scary
According to experts' studies
When a man is depressed and he has no way to get the steam off
He will explode all of a sudden
Right...
His morning jog is his way of getting off steam
It is not enough
I have seen it in movies
He should punch some sandbags
Still no use
He should go to hookers
Wrong?
Only you will do that
A good point
Take him to dance parlours
Get him a couple taxi-dancers
Let him dance and get it out
Then everything will be fine
I don't think so
I say, let me introduce my cousin to him
She just came here from Guangzhou
When he has a love substitute
He will forget about Yu Gau
Your cousin? With her pockmarked face?
You want to introduce her to him?
Which part of her looks like Yu Gau?
You are off your mind?
Why not introduce your uncle to him?
To be a doorman?
Don't let Tin hear it, you be careful
Let us carry on
I say we don't have to do anything
Just let him get over it
He will be fine in a few days
Who knows?
We have to make sure we don't rub the salt in
No watching of TV series such as the Newlyweds, Two's Company
Or An Affair to Remember
And we should avoid the word Gau?
Right Yes
It can't be done
So if we go to restaurant
We can't order gau (dumpling) of any kind?
Then we don't have much a choice left
I can't mention the movie star Chiu Gau either?
Chiu Gau who?
Why are you blocking the door?
I didn't know you would be home so soon
It is you Ho Kam Shui
You are goading this and goading that
I am not
You just go ahead
Mrs Ming, dumplings Dumplings...
Morning
So early? You couldn't sleep?
I have not been in such a place for 20 years
So long as you like it
What can I get you?
Get him a cup of black coffee
Make sure it is thick Sure
And cream toast, with caster sugar on it
Sure
Coffee Sure
What? You know my girlfriend has gone to Hollywood to make movies
So you came to comfort me
It had not occurred to me
When Chi Kwan was dead
You were so devastated
But you could still get over it
This time it will be no different
I am not worried about it
You do know me
Now we are at it
It has been some time since I last visited you
I am glad you know
Or I would send Hoi to get you
Oh yes, how's Johnson?
Don't mention him
He is more difficult to see than you
Brother Yin... Brother Yin...
I thought you were in the meeting with Johnson
How come you are here watching TV?
What is it, Hoi?
Well, Brother Yin
Leung has got kidney stones and is now in hospital
Having kidney stones is an ordeal for the aged
Right...
Why he suddenly has got kidney stones?
Sit...
Brother Yin
You have to help us
Or we will all get kidney stones in the end
Then we don't know what to do
How come?
You don't know it
Meeting with Johnson is an ordeal for us
If we try to offer any suggestions
Before we can say anything
He will ask us to take tea
Actually it is a way to shut us up
The thing is, he asks us to take tea
We can't refuse
Iron Buddha tea may cause coolness
How will it lead to kidney stones?
That's the point
Now people, new style
Iron Buddha tea is replaced by milk tea
Brother Leung can't keep his opinions to himself
Whenever he opened his mouth
Johnson would ask him to take tea
So he got kidney stones in the end and is now in hospital
We have been gulping down tea here
Right, we don't want to get kidney stones
So we take refuge here
Oh yes, we have been down here for quite some time
We have to go back
Or Johnson will get angry
All right... Right
The meeting over?
Right, why didn't you wait for us?
Whether you are there or not makes no difference
No one listens to you
Brother Yin Brother Yin
We take your leave
No respect at all
Who is the man at the front?
Brother Yin, the man is Johnson's new assistant Grizzly Bear
It is said he is a good fighter
Like a young Brother Choi
No, he is much more cooler than I was
Empty vessel makes the most sound
Johnson
Daddy
Mr Man, you care for some milk tea?
No, too strong for me
You are excused Yes
Daddy, you have come at the right time
See how much our turf has grown
Don't just think about the turf
You should straighten up your men
They have no respect for the elders
Daddy, you can't blame them
They go out and risk their lives for us
But the old men just sit here and seep tea
I let them sit in the meeting
I have given them face enough
If they still grumble
I will just pay them to retire
What did you say?
Back then they also risked their lives for me
Now that they are old you want to kick them out?
We can't be so ungrateful
Whatever you say
I just want them to enjoy their old age Like you do
May be you are right
But you still have to straighten your men up
I know, I will ask them to behave
Johnson, you have to stop
You have expanded too much it is dangerous
Daddy, trust me
Daddy, let me show you
Before you let me take the reins
We only made this amount each month
N ow?
Look, triple the amount
If you were as good in legitimate business
I would be relieved
This is the book of our hotel
See how much we have made?
I mean to set up hotels in Singapore And Kuala Lumpur of Malaysia
Tourism is booming
There is room for expansion
Daddy
You should just enjoy life
Don't even have time to enjoy a cup of tea
It's good you are doing so well
Hello?
Yes, Shui speaking
Yes, Shui here...
Boss, what is it?
Half a million shares tomorrow morning?
That's it?
Where are you now? In Guangzhou?
You are back tomorrow?
Sure, tomorrow in Kowloon Tong
No, I mean tomorrow I will go to Kowloon Tong Railway station to pick you up
Right, see you tomorrow, bye
Poor me
Brother Shui, you are doing so well
Your boss sees so highly of you
Because I brings him good fortune
You don't know
I am responsible for deals in the hundreds of thousand dollars everyday
I am already numb to money
And more, tomorrow's deal is the biggest through me ever
Really? Then you have to go for it
Of course
What?
You have no rice
Sister Yuk, how come you have not attended the flower arrangement course lately?
I was not free
Really? I don't think so
I saw you in your room all day Lost in thought
Shui, the cabinet is a bit loose
You said you would fix it for me
Let me go to the bathroom first
Lazy man goes to the bathroom all the time
I asked him to do it a week ago
Sister Mary, let me do it for you
But you are my guest
It is all right
I do such chores at home all the time
You have a ladder and a hammer? Yes
Let me do it All right
Take it easy
Take the potted plant down first
Screw-driver
What is it?
You all right?
I am fine, but...
Shui
Shui, you all right?
Shui, are you hurt?
Get me. . . eye-drops...
And pomelo leaves to fend off the bad luck
Kam Shui, Shui...
This is called poison for poison
Brother Tin
Shui, still not yet in bed?
Watching videotapes?
Yes, I have a very important thing to do tomorrow
I can't fall asleep tonight
I have to watch it all night
Come join me
Join you? Only young men like you Are interested in it
Don't get over-excited
I can stand it
Mr Ho
Mr Ho, still awake in this hour?
You interested? Come join me
You crazy? I look like such kind of man?
Watching such stuff in the middle of the night is not right, really
I understand
I found them under your bed
I have told you countless times
They belonged to your grandma
They were grandma's Yes
I understand
Mr Ho
You like to watch it at the back?
Shoo...
Rascal, really, watching such stuff
Back luck indeed
Don't make me lose in mahjong games Tomorrow
Thank heavens, I woke up in time
You are awake? Come tuck in
Tuck in
What a sumptuous breakfast
What breakfast? It is dinner
Dinner?
Of course dinner, what else?
Right, it is time for the 6:30 news
B...
6:30
News...
I have slept there the whole night
And you didn't wake me up?
You are always so outrageous
And we aren't that familiar with you
Still...you...
Where are you going?
I might be doomed this time
Shui
It has shot up...you have made me tens of million
Boss, I am sorry
What did you say?
I said I am sorry
Right, you should be sorry
You should be very sorry
You should be very very sorry
You have made me tens of million
How can use so much money?
Boss, I was worried that you have too much money
You wouldn't know how to use it
So I have not bought it for you today...
What did you say?
I said I had not bought it for you
No, I haven't, you happy?
Happy?
So that's what you said
You happy?
Great
Have some sweet soup
Come on, don't stand on ceremony
Be a good boy, come on, have some
Come on, let me feed you
Let me answer the door
Have some sweet soup
Cut it out...
Come on, have some sweet soup
Chi
Have some sweet soup
Brother Tin
Uncle
Sister Yuk, what is going on?
Sister Mary asked me to come to see why you aren't back yet
Come on...
What is going on?
My son cost his boss tens of million
He was fired
He...
He was fired and you are so happy?
Not just that, his boss...
We shouldn't laugh at him
We shouldn't, we shouldn't laugh at him
Brother Shui, what has your boss done?
Well...
Tell us
Shui, come on, tell us
You tell us
Brother Shui, what has your boss done?
Don't ask
You tell us
Tell us
Brother Shui, what has your boss done?
You tell us
You still dare to ask?
Were it not for you
I wouldn't have ended up like this
And you still wear this skin
I have not bad luck enough?
All right...stop laughing
You have no sympathy at all
Chi, you have a 500 dollar bill?
I want to trade with you
Sure...
I don't want a bill you have touched
I don't want my money to have any direct or indirect contact with you
But I don't have enough bills
Such a coincidence? Yes
Give me coins then
Give me a bag
Shui
The dentist who put my braces for me is quite good
Let me give you his address
Don't mention the word tooth to me
I say you should go to an orthopedist first
The bags of coins would break your back Before you can reach the dentist
I say you should refer a plastic surgeon to him
Look what a joke he looks now
It will affect our city's appearance
You witch
Yuk, avenge me
I teased Shui and you teased Shui
You like to fight everything with me
Why not fight for the men's room with me as well?
What a potty mouth
How can you fight for the manager post with me?
Right, look at you
Protruded in front and at the back
How can you look as cool as me?
The only good thing is your shoes will not get wet in the rain
I have yet to see a woman with a bigger b...
Belly
Morning
Brother, what are you doing here?
Cut it out, what's the big deal?
You almost scared me to death early in the morning
What's the big deal?
Right, I have seen so many men
But none as sissy as you are
You don't know, today is a special day
What special day?
I have to see the board today
Just you wait
That spinster, I will beat her
Have some lemon tea
What? It is not bad at all
Brother, you have my admiration
Stop teasing me
If I had not been so thrifty
I wouldn't have had a flat and a car
But the flat does look a bit too small
We have just repaid the bank
But if I am a branch manager
It will not be good enough
Moreover, we will get married
And it is big enough for four
Wait till we are getting married
But I thought you and Yvonne would soon get married
You dare to mention it?
You scared her the last time
She is still angry with me
She is playing hard to get only
You mind your own business leave mine alone
You keep your mind on the board
You will make it
I don't need you to tell me
File of Shun Cheong Company
Give it to me
Your registered mail
You really
You...
Country Boy
What are you doing?
Your ass glued to the chair?
Gliding here and there
Ah what?
Why don't you be a singer instead?
Excuse me...
Mr Ma, why so irritable? You are nervous?
What? I am irritable?
I hear that Spinster's proposal is very good
You be careful
Miss Wong, old Ma has booked a table Tonight
To celebrate his promotion
He wants to beat me?
I have not rolled out my big guns yet
Miss Wong, please tell us your proposal
Yes
As for the future development of Tai Shun Bank
I have 1001 suggestions
First of all, we should undertake Renovation...
And no 1001, I hope our business will expand to Africa
And set up branches in Zaire
It is a place with great potential for growth
Manager, that's all
Good! Miss Wong
A very good proposal indeed
Thank you
Miss Wong, you can go now
Yes
Tried to trip me? Just you wait
My secretary is very capable
Mr Ma, your turn
Yes
Spinster...
Boss, some new game?
Spinster, how wicked of you
Mr Ma, this is the office
Don't play here
Mr Ma, your ass is really glued to the chair?
Don't worry
Let me get a pair of scissors and cut you loose
Don't you dare!
Spinster, I Ma Sai Kei swear
Whether alive or after death
I will avenge it
What nerve! Really
Brother, just forget it
Now that you have lost, just forget it
What forget it?
She has cost me my new flat and a wife
I am sorry, she has cost you yours as well
It is all right
Brother, don't get flared up first
You have to worry about your future
She is going to be your superior
What? You think she is Empress Wuzetian?
She can order my death?
I just don't believe she can call the shots
Then good luck to you
Just throw the torn pair of trousers away
Throw it away? You kidding?
The legs are as good as new
I can make some bags out of them
Really, why lent the car to me knowing that it is not in proper order?
Really
Why didn't you break down in the urban area
So it is out of gas
Mr Ma
Whatever you want, just tell me to do it
Of course you
You are the only one working here
Poor me
Where have my chickens gone?
Miss, withdrawal or deposit?
What? You are talking to me?
Now let me ask you What's wrong with your bank?
Why let your door open wide?
Now my chickens have come in
Now just go...
Go get my chickens back to me
Just go...
What is going on? What did she say?
Nothing, she is not a customer
She said we let our door open
And her chickens have come in
What? She now blames us?
I have not blamed her for letting her chickens shit here
She should consider herself lucky
Miss Wong
How come it stinks here?
You have not smelt chicken shit before?
So you have lived your life in vain
It is you who stinks
You stink
Now get me the customer record
I have just come here How do I know where it is?
Miss Wong
This branch has so few customers?
So you have an easy life
Right, very comfy
And flowers and birds outside
I like it here, so what?
You like it here? I was worried that you would hate it
So you can stay here till your retirement
Pity me
I have so many customers and the turnover is great
I will talk to big boss later
To transfer me to the main branch
Then it will even be busier for me
With no time for leisure at all
I really envy you here
I shouldn't have fought with you
I should have deliberately lost to you
Oh yes, in here
You will always be a deputy manager There is no chance of promotion
What an easy life
And more, with so few people here
You don't have to worry about office politics
Am I right?
Honey HEY
Honey
Back
Right
The tooth is fixed? Of course
I have gone to the temple and got two top fortune divination sticks
Really? Yes
What did they say? Tell me
One is about my personal fortune
It is said my bad luck will be gone
That's good
The second is about my career
It says I should go into business
I will make money
What business?
It should have something to do with my name
Something to do with your name?
Your name is Kam Shui Right
Then what should you do?
It is my own guess only
Kam means gold
And Shui means water, it also means money
I should try to make money with money
I want to try foreign currency speculation
But I don't think it is what it means
Then what does it mean?
Kam is kumquat, and shui means soda pop
I think you should set up a stall selling kumquat and soda pop
If you bear to let me sell soda pops on a sidewalk stall
It is fine with me
See, Grandma has seen through you
Well, how much to withdraw this time?
I am not withdrawing money for nothing
I am using your money to invest for you only
You will do it for free?
No, we share the gain and loss
All right, but you have to do it through Yuk's bank
Why?
Because she can watch the fluctuation for us
It is safer this way
Well? All right then
Oh yes
This divination stick says I will lose money today
Really?
Sol return this gold pen to you
Return it to me?
At 20% discount, you have a bargain
You have a bargain, it costs you nothing
I am so good at making money
The currency speculation is fail safe
You rascal
Be careful
Ladies and gentlemen
Many forms here, take your time
Be careful
Really
If you have no money for skateboard
Tell me, I will buy you one
Brother Ben Brother Shui
How come it has turned into a skate rink here
Australian dollars, one month fixed deposit
You are into currency speculation too?
Just to make some pocket money, Brother Ben
Brother Ben
I am sorry
I went to lunch and let my yarn ball in the restaurant
I went back to get it but let my purse there
I have lost my key, I really am sorry
I am sorry
All right...say no more
Just come in, let me open the door for you
Brother Shui
I am sorry
You come over here
Brother Shui wants to buy Australian dollars
Yes
You do it for him
Yes
I now go out for lunch
Ben...
No...
I can't let her handle it for me
You please help me with it
Let Chi do it, it is the same
It is her job
Don't you touch it!
Ben... I can do it
Your hands have barely touched it
And the Australian dollar has dropped
Miss, please, spare me
I don't think I have the power to affect the Australian dollar
lrene...you help me do it
I don't want her to do it
Chi handles currency transactions
You know it
She handles it for you, it is the same
No...
What are you doing here?
You have bad luck and don't blame it on others
Forget it
I don't want to do it now... please give it back to me
I will go to other banks
She has entered the transaction You can't cancel it now
Chi, carry on
Receipt
Could you do it for me? Sure...
Thank you
Hello
Tai Shun Bank office
Yes
What?
Yes...
You are taking a document over...
How can you wear this jacket to work?
The colour looks like shit
What are you doing?
I am taking it off
I am sorry
Don't you destroy the evidence
Give it back to me
The 8 staples here mean that you have gone to the men's room 8 times today
You have diarrhea?
Yes, I have diarrhea
You never talk back at all?
No, my mom tells me not to
You have a mind of your own?
You just do what your mom says?
Yes, I was born like that
Miss Wong, you have stomach upset?
Really
I bought you with 18 dollars
And you have not done your job as an umbrella
Shing is the same, he has not done his job
He is not here yet, what nerve
Mr Ma, I am here already
What are you doing there?
Playing hide and seek?
Don't scold me, Mr Ma
My hands are full here
You come in and help
Is this some joke?
You have to work bending down?
I don't believe it
Now you know
Whenever it rains
The fish in the adjacent
fish pond will come over
It will get worse if they swim outside
Now help me catch them
Brother
What are you doing?
You are lucky today
Fish congee
It smells good
Oh yes, Brother
You don't feel well?
I am fine
You work from 9 to 5
Today is not a public holiday
How come you are home so early?
I have done something great today
Brother, you gave money to a beggar?
Beggars should give me money instead
I quit today
Thank heavens
Brother, it is like money in my pocket
Now I don't have to hear your grumblings anymore
You should have quit a long time ago
A long time ago? Of course
Then where would I get my pension?
Were it not for the pension
I wouldn't have bothered to catch chickens or fish, right?
My brother sure can endure a lot
Of course
Now it is finally over
What kind of job you are looking?
Job?
You think I had not worked in my previous life?
Now I want to work my fill?
I went out to work as a boy when I was 16
I have had enough of being bossed around
Let me tell you
From today on, I will take destiny in my own hands
I want to be boss
My brother wants to go into business
Right
What kind of business?
Import and export
Import and export? You have the capital?
I have done the math
It takes about 600000 to 700000 dollars to set up one such company
Together with my pension
I have a bit more than 300000 dollars
If I can find a partner to chip in the rest Then it is done
It means 300000 dollars
Who will chip in with you?
There is one, Shark Ho, but I said no
You crazy?
He is willing to chip in 300,000 dollars
And you refused him, why?
I may be a miser, but I am not a fool
His name tells all, he is a shark
Just as ruthless
He will swallow my share without me knowing it
You are right, in business
You have to find a trustworthy partner
It is best to find a dumb and foolish one
You can swallow him without him knowing it
Say no more, eat your congee
Spinster has injured her nose? How nice
Mr Ma
Your pension check is delivered from the main branch
It is here
It is really quick
Thank you My pleasure
Have some cake Thank you
Not the whole box, one piece for one
Only good guys can enjoy, not the bad guys
Mr Ma, I am a good guy
You are late, we have closed
Your door is still open
Come on...Yuk
We are closed
I want to sell the Australian dollar Please
Chi handles foreign currencies next counter
Brother Shui, let me do it for you
You? I don't want bad luck
Last time you handled it
And the Australian dollar has been falling
Yuk, please
For the sake that we once were... What?
Come on, please be quick
Just do me the favour
I will soon become a beggar
It keeps falling and I will end up with nothing
Please, Yuk, do me the favour
All right...let me do it for you Just a moment
Please
Have a piece of cake...
Come on...
A piece for one Thank you
What about me?
Thank you
No thanks at all, you are out
I am a good guy
Good indeed
Shui, for you, and you
And you...come on...
Is it true? How generous
Well? Is it delicious?
So you can drill blood from stone after all
You are down and out and want to come back?
Mind your words
I am so capable
Don't you worry about me
If you were a young girl of 18
You could still try some nightclubs
Go get a rinse
What a potty mouth
Let me tell you
I am going into business I am going to be a boss
When I am rich, don't you come toadying to me
That's rich
I can't get rich, Spinster?
You glued me to my chair
I have not settled the score with you yet
I-lag
Troll! Gnome! What's the big deal?
You switched my proposal
I have not settled the score with you yet You cheat!
Cheat? I can't fight you in toadying
You enjoy being a manager here
This will be the nursing home for you the old maid
Cut it out
What did you say?
Old maid
Forget it...
So you think you are young?
You are 37, pushing 40
You are 7 years older than I am
And talking about going into business
Please
Save your pension for your retirement, uncle!
Uncle?
He is 7 years older than you? Right
But it can't be
When I was a boy here
I photocopied your ID for you
You too were born in 1952
You and he are of the same age, 37
37 , Spinster
You know why we call you Spinster
Because you will end up an spinster
Old maid
Don't touch me
I am a gangster
I have just joined a gang
I have tattoo in front and a scar at the back